วันศุกร์ที่ 3 เมษายน พ.ศ. 2552

Joke: Does Tricky get the job with the Inland Revenue?

Tricky is called for an interfiew with the Inland Revenue and asks his accountant for advice.

"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you're a pauper," says the accountant.

Tricky then asks his lawyer the same question....

"Don't let them intimidate you; wear your most elegant suit and tie," says the lawyer.

Confused, Tricky goes to his priest and asks him what shoud he do.....

"Let me tell you a story," says the priest. "A woman, about to be married, asks her mother what to wear on her wedding night. "Wear a heavy, long flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck," she tells her. But when she asked her best friend, she says, "Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel."

"I don't get it," says Tricky. What does all this have to do with the Inland Revenue?"

"The moral of the story is this,"replies the priest. "Whatever you wear, you're still going to get scre#ed.


It's true. I've had to deal with them before and my mother gave me that exact same advise.

I dont think they found it to funny when i DID turn up in a v- neck sexy negligee.

It was so liberating though :)

x

very true

LOL

9/10

Keep smilin'.

cute

OMG I am LOL, that was so funny but, so frigging true!

Nice one:))

not if you wear metal pants

Again you find a good one , i see your getting your revenge on tricky , long may the madness reign we all need a good laugh and thanks for providing it .

lol - excellent. Similar one with lawyers floating about somewhere...

Yes i know only to well

you got the job

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