"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.
"Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."
Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.
"Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. She replied suggesting that her daughter wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to her neck. But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your sexiest negligee, with a Vee neck right down to your navel."
The man protested: "Rabbi, what does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"
"No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed"
LOL, very funny. Was not expecting that one!
....i feel like a dumb blonde.
i dont get it..
i mean i think i do...
but....
ummm
wait so like the bride is gonna get screw because shess gettin married n on the honey moon.u kno
n the IRS bc. they are gonna screw u over or something ?
idk . :(
HaHa hilarious!
hahahah loving it!!
lol funni = ]
LOL True, true. =]
lol
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