Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."
Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.
"Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. "Wear your most sexy negligee."
The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"
The Rabbi replied, "No matter what you wear, the results are ineveitable......."
that sounds like the witty hampsters rednek joke. im blond and computer inept..but I'll try to find it and copy it 4u..hope you like it.....
Relative of Michael Jackson? (joke)?
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.
He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker.
After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?"
"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.
"If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth.
"Don't matter," replied the trucker. "Gonna f*ck ya anyway."
well?????
he's pretty good eh?
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